There's no way I'm going to win this...

Broadway-dot-com asked a bunch of TONY nominees if they were planning to write an acceptance speech. Sheesh! The bevy of emphatic "no's" is too much. Check it out for some good lines and laugh-out-loud moments... some of the best include Megan Larwrence (nominated for The Pajama Game), Elisabeth Withers-Mendes and my personal fav Felicia P Fields (for The Color Purple), Allison Pill and David Wilmot (both for The Lieutenant of Inishmore), and the shower montage of Oliver Platt, Casey Nicholaw, Lisa Kron. Oh! and Harry's seemingly selfless "plug." Isn't LaChanze adorable?