Sunday, December 31

NYE07


I've been waiting for years. It never happens. There's always a possibility, sometimes distinct, sometimes hazy. It's always a huge ordeal, and granted, we've gotten better at it over the years. The past couple have been alright, most likely because of the options age offers. But never, never once has it truly been grand.

What is it? New Year's Eve. Or, NYE. This is usually preceeded by a similiarly blank and void Big Wednesday attempt just over a month before. However, this year, BW was blazing. Lots of fun, lots of excitement, lots of people, lots of adult beverages... we couldn't go wrong. Dare we play by those rules, and expect tonight to be as g-funk as Big Wednesday was? I say YES!

And that's how I learned to love NYE.

Tomorrow, resolutions for aught-seven before I say goodbye to the Queen City.

Saturday, December 30

Lackluster


Something to remember 2006 by.

Friday, December 29

Gift Card Breakthroughs

I was at the local mega-chain bookshop this afternoon looking for items on which to spend my gift card. I actually had a list written up a couple days ago, noting all those items I thought I was going to get for Christmas and then never got. And, I printed out the coupon which I received for being a member of the elite online e-mail club, of which everyone else is also welcome to join.

I stood around a while, meandering through the aisles, gaping wide-eyed at the prices and only being half-interested in most of the products, including the ones on my list. For some reason, once I got to the store, $29.95 just seemed too expensive for NEXT, the new book by Michael Crichton. And I just felt I wasn't ready to re-purchase Sondheim's SWEENEY TODD IN CONCERT that was stolen from me a while back. But, after hemming and hawing, I did pick up a copy of the new recording by London's Chocolate Factory of SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE, and the off-Broadway tuner I LOVE YOU BECAUSE, both of which I am currently listening to and will review shortly.

What gave me pause was a book on the "web design" shelf about blogging. I think it was called "People Don't Care What You Had For Breakfast" or something like that, and it offered tips on what to blog about and how to make one's blog brilliant. HA! I don't need any knuckle-down buckle-down cheap yet overlypriced text to tell ME what to write about. I am Beedow, Blogger of Brilliance. Sheepishly, I admit I did peruse the pages and find a couple of ideas to get me through the new year.

Tomorrow's post: NYE: How to Make it Work for You

Thursday, December 28

Dreamgirls will make you happy?

I haven't sat down to read what everyone else is saying, because I wanted to form my own thoughts and opinions (I know! How terribly liberal of me). I finally made it to see DREAMGIRLS this afternoon with my sister, but before we were able to see the movie, we had to sit through about twenty minutes of nothingness, as the staff at the movie palace realized there was a problem and then had to correct it. My guess is something went awry with the tape and it had to be rewound or something -- do they do that in this day and age?

Anyhow. Jennifer Hudson is a yawn. She's an amateur way up there on the silver screen with the stunning Beyonce and the silent killer, Anika Noni Rose. This is supposed to be about this group of girls who are talented and rocket to stardom, right? Well, no wonder mister Curtis Taylor Junior fired her -- not only was she late all the time, but she didn't have the moves, the look, the voice, the style, the panache, or the raw skills to make it. And I can't understand how these award voters are being blinded.

The reason DREAMGIRLS was a smash on Broadway was because of the venue. This is a stage musical. It was written that way and should have stayed that way. It's the reason these big blockbuster musicals aren't transfering to the big screen -- because they're not meant to. We desperately want to applaud when Effie stands up to Curtis (and at my showing, one young girl did vehemently, to the annoyance of everyone around here), but it's not appropriate in a move theatre because ... and this is the big thing I realized today folks ... we're not applauding something that may have taken a dozen tries from several angles over a couple days to get right, and then fix and style in the editing room over months. When we want to applaud, we want to applaud the performance of a lifetime. Watch Jennifer Holliday sing the song (1982 Tony's or later in her career). It's breathtaking. There's nothing like it. Because it's real, it's live, it's in the moment. There's no one else there except her to share this very real and true moment with us the audience. On screen, there are a dozen to a hundred people neatly packaging the whole thing and sending it to us. That's not what broadway musicals are about.

CHICAGO made the transfer and did it brilliantly. RENT didn't. THE PRODUCERS didn't. Even SINGIN' IN THE RAIN didn't make the transfer to the stage. It was written as a Hollywood musical and should stay that way.

Anika Noni Rose was the best one up there, because she is from Broadway. She knew exactly what to do, how to play the role, sing the songs, act the act, and do it right. She was just so sweet and in the pocket, but unfortunately she's in the smallest of the roles.

[here: Original Lorrell, GREY'S ANATOMY's Loretta Devine] What would have helped the situation would have been the use of the 2001 concert cast (Lillias White as Effie, Audra McDonald as Deena and Heather Headley as Lorrell -- although, I'm still hardpressed to replace Rose with Headley). That cast also included Norm Lewis (Broadway's current Javier), Shoshana Bean (WICKED's Elphaba), Adriane Lenox (of DOUBT fame and a standby on CAROLINE, OR CHANGE where she worked with Rose), Brian Stokes Mitchell, Malcolm Gets, Alice Ripley, Emily Skinner, Brad Oscar and Sara Ramierz. Although, still, I think they work best in the recording and on the stage rather than if they had been shipped off to Hollywood and stuck up on film.

And, the cinematography. CRAPOLA. It looked like some failing frosh film fudgebucket finangled his way behind the camera somehow. It's awkward and strange, a poor turn from the guy who was the director of photography on FREE WILLY 3. The choreography (Fatima Robinson) is flat and lousy, too. Thank goodness they were wise enough to bring in tried-and-true team of Jules Fisher and Peggy Eisenhower to do the lighting. At least they knew what they were doing.

It's too bad about all of that, but that's the way it is. Go see it though, the music's kick-ass. And then you'll know what's what when the mount a national tour in the next year or so [my gut tells me they've just got to!].

Wednesday, December 27

Beedow's Year in Review

Because it seems right. Because everyone else is doing it. Because I am under the weather (again) and not in the mood to go out. Because I just got a haircut and feel lighter than air. Because Beedow's brilliant. And so, in order of their original appearance here, ten of the most memorable posts from this year at EA(t) A(t) (j)OE'S.

Tide Spill
It was a terrible day.

I-75 Offers Only the Runs
The collared greens were neither collared nor green.

Pictures and Accomplishments
- spent interminable hours in a fart-smelling van with seven other wackos

One of my Worst posts
It was Albert Einstein who said...

Some Shakespearean Failure
O! Methinks my life a suicide should be.

Exasperation in Skokie
On the [side of the] Road Again

Poem
Who knew I could write like this?

Extraordinary Friends
bidding somewhat agressively on a salad bowl

Tony Play-by-Play
Sorry, girlfriend, stick to what you know.

Project 365 Third Try
I look forward to writing for you every day.

Tuesday, December 26

Boxing Day

On this day in 1982, TIME magazine named it's "Man of the Year" for the first time ever a non-human: the personal computer. This year was also a milestone of sorts, going to "you" and all of the user-based web initiatives out there... youtube, myspace, facebook and wikipedia.

What is also interesting, and not technological at all, is the correlation between this date and 2003, 2004 and 2006 (today). In all three years, major earthquakes have created devastation. I mean, Boxing Day shouldn't create such a terror for Mother Nature, right? Apparently, she has something against corrugated cardboard. Anyway, wikipedia says that in 2003, "a strong magnitude 6.6 earthquake devastates southeast Iranian city of Bam, killing tens of thousands and destroying the citadel of Arg-é Bam." In 2004, an earthquake measuring 9.3 on the Richter magnitude scale creates a tsunami causing devastation in Sri Lanka, India, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia, The Maldives and many other areas around the rim of the Indian Ocean, killing more than 200,000." And today, "a magnitude 7.1 earthquake near Taiwan generated a tsunami 3 feet high."

Coming this week: 2006 in review, 2007 in preview/resolution, and how I stopped worrying and came to love New Year's Eve.

Monday, December 25

"Yes."

"What a way to start a concert, saying yes..." From there, Ms Minnelli goes on for an hour or so, rememberizing about her pivotal turn as herself in the Kander-Ebb-Fosse created LIZA WITH A Z. I got the collector's edition DVD for Christmas. It's brilliant. She's a hoot.

"If I blinked hard, I would have flown away my eyelashes are so long."

"I wanna discuss something here... my bustline. Thank you Bob Fosse."

It's fantastic. And I'll watch it again soon. Happy Christmas.