Mall Madness

No, I'm not totally finished with my holiday shopping yet. Although, I have to say that this season, it's been a lot easier than years past. I don't know why. I guess I decided what I was going to get everyone in advance, and so I was able to just go out and pick up the items, rather than loping through the mall halls unsure of what to even look for let alone purchase.

But, trying to get to the gifts, I had to avoid those walkers (you know, the women in their toupe sneakers who circle the mall endlessly all afternoon) and do a little bit of meandering. Then, of course, you have to briskly pass the families and lovey-dovey couples who are at the mall "for fun." Be careful to just barely brush their coats with yours, or else if you actually bump into them, there could be trouble.

OK. But really... who actually goes to the mall for fun? I can't imagine. I go to get what I gotta get and get goin'.

Anyway, I'm done here. I've got things to do, can't spend all day writing in online text boxes for the enjoyment of others. Come on!