Hey, You Never Know
People's lives have been turned upside down, ruined and literally destroyed by what should have been the luckiest and most fortunate experience ever: winning the lottery. I watched the E!THS: Curse of the Lottery this afternoon and decided to save myself the hassle by decided now what to do with my winnings. In no particular order, when I win the lottery jackpot, I will:
+ Provide dental care to British citizens.
+ Pay Shonda Rhimes to let me watch all the tapings of GREY'S I want.
+ Get ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT and DAYBREAK back on the air.
+ Buy a Manhattan brownstone.
+ Get everything advertised on the commercial for Macy's One Day sale.
+ Not support W
+ Buy scores and albums rather than creatively acquiring them.
+ Get a MacBookPro and a new iPod.
+ Hire a driver.
+ Hire a chef.
+ Hire a stylist.
+ Hire a girlfriend. I mean...
What will YOU do?
2 comments:
Can I live in the brownstone? I can use the maid's entrance, if you like.
yes but you have to make believe like your an english nanny. "we shan't be telling our mother about this, shan't we?"
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