Underground Old Woman Hatred
The other morning I was standing on the subway platform waiting for the train, which took FOREVER. Like that kid from The Sandlot, you know, "for-ev-er." Anyway, there was a little old lady with a pen in her hand in front of a Chase billboard. She looked around to make sure noone was watching, which, of course, I was. Anyway, she drew a large swastika on the person in the ad. Then, she drew two smaller ones near the bottom of the sign.
What? Not the image of graffiti artists that I had in mind, but, to each her own I guess. Either way, what was I supposed to do? Stop her? Nah, she might have been wielding a sharp kitchen knife under that floral-print blouse.
4 comments:
Wow.
I found this entry about a crime you witnessed and its unlikely perp completely fascinating.
I wish you had confronted her, if only to find out what her motivations were.
But I seriously doubt she would have told you anything.
But you have to wonder...
Not to mention, what ELSE does she do in her spare time..?
That's so weird! I always figured swastigraffiti was from kids who didn't know any better. You should've punched her in the head and uttered, "Justice."
"Swastigraffiti."
It sounds like a drink.
I'm stealing it!
and then i could have shown her my soldering iron of justice, too.
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